Wednesday, March 26, 2014

The 7 Stages of Being a Drunk Girl, According to Chris D'Elia

By now, you've probably seen comedian, Chris D'Elia's hilarious, yet true re-enactment of being a drunk girl, aka #DrunkMess. Ladies, I think we can all agree that he was pretty spot-on, but if you're still not convinced, here are the 8 stages of being a drunk girl, according to the funnyman himself. 

1) Uh... excuse me?

Nine shots may equal too many, but we haven't reached the "making a fool of ourselves" stage until this happens...

2) We become a hot-ass version of Voltron

Sure, our powers combined does make us as powerful as Voltron. After all, we're able to flirt, get free drinks, gag mid-way during a conversation and you still want to take us home. #Winning.

But why be Voltron if we could just become Beyonce? She's just as powerful and fabulous. 

3) Hellz yes we made it. We're now Voltron and Beyonce combined, how could we not have made it? You do the math.

4) Occasionally our speech slurs and we make no sense, but you know what? It doesn't even matter.

5) And yes, we may gag, but at least we've got the balls to still carry on the conversation. 

6) Oh yeah, in addition to being Beyonce, when our jam comes on, we also become Rihanna. Talk about fierce. 

7) But no night of being a drunk girl is complete without ending it at the drive-thru. Number 7, please. 

Watch out, boys, cause' at the end of the day, drunk messes or not, we're still fierce a$$ bitches.

And in case you haven't seen the video, here it is:


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